Waiting List
Due to overwhelming demand from individuals seeking extraordinary genetic narratives, KrazyCum™ operates a strict waiting list system.
How Applicants Are Prioritised
Our proprietary queue algorithm evaluates applicants on a rigorous three-factor model:
Tolerance for Unpredictability
95%Non-negotiable. You must embrace chaos as a baseline condition.
Sense of Humor (Mandatory)
100%This is not optional. Humourlessness is grounds for immediate removal.
Legal Waiver Endurance
88%The waivers get increasingly absurd. Stamina is required.
While You Wait, We Recommend
Review Candidate Profiles
Study them carefully. There will be questions. Possibly in a legal context.
Consult Legal Counsel
Or a spiritual advisor. Both is recommended. Simultaneously, if possible.
Reflect on Your Choices
We certainly have. Extensively. With mixed results.
Express Your Interest
Complete the form below to be added to the queue. This form does not guarantee placement. It does guarantee paperwork.
Submission of this form constitutes acknowledgment that the form exists. It does not constitute agreement, acceptance, placement, or precedent. See Terms & Conditions, Section 7.8: "General Weirdness Acceptance."