Candidates
Browse our exclusive catalog of genetic wildcards. Each profile includes a Stability Score™, Volatility Score™, Chance of Survival Past 30, documented life decisions, and reviews from women who have bravely gone before you.
Ziggy "Two Voices" Malenko
“He confirmed he was interested. Someone else in the same body was not so sure.”
“Arrived as planned. Left as someone else. Five stars for variety.”
Hank "No Skin" Ericsson
“He smiled the whole time. That should have been fine. It was not fine.”
“I asked if he was comfortable. He said 'always.' I have not stopped thinking about how he said it.”
Jarvis "Facepaint" McClellan
“He brought his own Faygo to the appointment. I did not ask. I respected it enormously.”
“I asked about hobbies. He said 'the Gathering.' I didn't ask what that was. Four stars.”
Destiny "Dead Eye" Ramirez
“I cannot say how she handles pressure. She said 'fine, honestly' and I believed her.”
“Asked very few questions. Shot everything cleanly. Ideal candidate energy. Five stars.”
Dr. Kevin Blumenthal
“He sent follow-up documentation in LaTeX. I did not request this. It was thorough.”
“Referred to the donation process as a 'deployment.' I thought about this for several weeks.”
Chad "Special Interest" Fenwick
“He brought a binder. It was organised. I was not mentioned in it. I still feel proud.”
“Did not make eye contact once. Did everything else perfectly. Four and a half, rounded down.”
Senor X (Redacted)
“He did not give a last name. He explained this was 'for everyone's benefit.' I agreed.”
“Paperwork completed efficiently. I will not elaborate further. Three stars.”
"Not Eric" Donnelly
“He said 'whatever, I do what I want' when asked to initial a disclaimer. Then he initialled it.”
“Round. Confident. Unaccountably persuasive. I cannot fully explain why I gave four stars.”
Patricia "I Know, Right?" Monroe
“She laughed at the application form. I laughed. We both understood something unspoken. Five stars.”
“Arrived with material. Left with dignity. I would genuinely recommend her to others.”
What Our Community Says
“He listed 'unpredictable' as a strength. He was not wrong.”
“I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that. Five stars.”
“Legally speaking, I cannot elaborate.”