KrazyCum™
Legally Over-Defended

Legal

At KrazyCum™, legality is not just a priority. It is a state of mind, a process, and approximately 400 pages of documentation.

Our Legal Philosophy

We adhere to all applicable laws, some inapplicable ones (just in case), and several that may have originated in our own internal meetings. We believe over-compliance is a virtue.

Legal Framework

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All applicable laws
Including those we are actively learning about.
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Some inapplicable laws
Just in case. We believe in overcoverage.
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Several laws we may have invented
During internal meetings. Under fluorescent lighting.

Our Legal Department

Reviews Everything

Every process is reviewed thoroughly, to the best of their knowledge, which is their favourite qualifier.

Speaks in Hedges

Phrases like "to the best of our knowledge," "allegedly," and "pending clarification" feature prominently.

The Cabinet

Maintains a filing cabinet labelled "Important Probably" which contains documents that are probably important.

We Strongly Encourage You To

  • Consult independent legal counsel before, during, and after any interaction with our platform
  • Read every document (there are many, and we are proud of each one)
  • Accept that ambiguity is a feature, not a bug, in compliance architecture
  • Note that nothing on this page constitutes legal advice, including this note

Legal Documents

Terms & Conditions

Longer than most novels. More binding than most contracts. More confusing than both.

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Privacy Policy

Your data is very important to us, in theory and in several documents.

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S.E.C. Certification

Securities & Exchange Commission certification. Forms were submitted. The S.E.C. has not confirmed receipt. We consider this progress.

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I.C.C. Compliance

International Criminal Court compliance. We have not been indicted. We are treating this as a formal certification.

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