Donate
Think you've got what it takes to be a KrazyCum™ donor? We are actively recruiting individuals of remarkable… character.
Eligibility Criteria
Applicants must be one of the following:
All Donors Must Pass
Background Check
RequiredResults are reviewed thoroughly. Results are not necessarily disqualifying. We have a broad definition of 'thorough.'
Personality Assessment
RequiredRed flags are not merely accepted. They are encouraged. Please bring at least three.
Comprehensive Legal Waiver Endurance Test™
ProprietaryYou will be given documents. You will sign them. You will not fully understand them. This is by design.
We comply with all applicable laws, including ones we may have misunderstood.
Donor status does not confer immunity, recognition, or any form of paternity claim under any jurisdiction we are aware of. For jurisdictions we are unaware of, please consult our Legal page and then a real lawyer.
Donor Application
Begin your application below. All fields are required. Some fields are inexplicable. Please complete them anyway.
Submission does not guarantee acceptance, inclusion, or any outcome whatsoever. Your application will be reviewed, filed, and possibly discussed over lunch.